Crazy Things Christians Do


23. They “shoot” their wounded.
May 31, 2008, 7:00 am
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24. Listen to happy, shiny, Christian radio.
May 30, 2008, 7:00 am
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Did you ever notice the “airy” quality of Christian DJs?



25. Speak “Christianeze.”
May 29, 2008, 7:00 am
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26. Love their neighbor.
May 28, 2008, 7:00 am
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Who’s the first person at your door with food when you’ve had a death in the family?



27. They don’t “sleep in” on Sunday.
May 27, 2008, 7:00 am
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28. Christians judge someone’s faith based on their highlighted Bibles.
May 26, 2008, 7:00 am
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Come on, admit it.  You’ve had those thoughts when you see the Bible of the person sitting next to you covered in underlines and highlights.  You instantly feel the need to write something in the margin.



29. They die for others.
May 25, 2008, 7:00 am
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30. They love the sinner, not the sin.
May 25, 2008, 7:00 am
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31. Put Christian bumper stickers on their cars.
May 23, 2008, 7:00 am
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32. They boycott Mickey Mouse and then vacation at Disney World.
May 22, 2008, 7:00 am
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